The Comfort of Strangers

Generally, strangers don’t bother me. The way I see it, I’m probably never going to come into contact with them again for as long as I live, so I may as well act as I please. When I say “act as I please”, I don’t mean anything too extreme, just being myself.

This outlook has its upsides; for example, I have no issue asking for refunds or replacements if something doesn’t meet my standards. I also realise that shop assistants are actually there to assist me in the shop. That’s a little too easy to forget, especially when an awful lot of shop assistants pretend that their job is to stand and chat with their colleagues.

My rules with strangers are these:

1. If they have a job, it’s only right to let them earn their pay. You don’t want them to get complacent.

2.  Thank people when and only when they have done something for you, never out of misguided politeness. By allowing them to think they have done a good job, you have done them a disservice. 

3. You can let them think what they want afterwards. What matters is the few seconds you come into contact. It doesn’t matter if you become a funny anecdote or a haunting memory, just as long as you act in a way that you are comfortable with.

These rules have some exceptions. If people look suspicious, for instance. There’s nothing wrong with being suspicious. It’s not prejudice (most of the time), it’s a complex combination of instinct and experience. It could be that you’ve seen the person on Crimewatch, perhaps, or could be that you associate their features with drug or alcohol abuse. Either way, it’s probably best to avoid causing aggression.

The other exception to the rules is public toilets. There is no logical reason for this, only that when I am in a public toilet, I do not want to seem weird. It just doesn’t seem the place for it.

It might be because of how I would respond to unusual behaviour if I encountered it. Just the other day, I was aware of a girl being in the toilet for rather longer than typical, and then exiting without washing her hands. I was outraged. How lucky that girl was that I did not see her face! If I had, the walls of the university would be plastered with photo-fit style drawings of her, accompanied with the details of her misdeed.

I find it difficult to be “normal” in public toilets though, particularly when hand-driers are available. On a cold day, there’s little better than sticking the hand-drier on and just sitting under it. You could let the hot air blow down your sleeves, dry your damp hair under it, or twist the head around and thaw out the icicles forming on your nose.

If anyone should walk into the toilets, however, dive away from the hand-drier as quickly as you possibly can. It’s not worth the shame.